Now, however, it seems like every half hour I’m hearing some chick (usually Madonna can’t they at least play the Eartha Kitt version?) ask for the deed to a platinum mine. Santa Baby – I don’t remember hearing this all that much in my formative years, so for a little while it was kind of an interesting novelty. Or maybe you’re just not the thinking type and you enjoy movies that are more concerned with being colorful and pandering to everyone’s obsession with nostalgia instead of good movies that make even a little bit of sense.Merry Christmas Eve! I’m getting into the spirit with this post, which is all about Christmas music.ĬHRISTMAS SONGS I’VE HEARD WAY TOO MUCH RECENTLY: Let’s not forget the bullshit “I can fly now because my boyfriend oversimplified his talent for aerial vehicle physics and I can use my lasso to latch onto nothing to swing around.” I know it’s a superhero movie, but that was fucking dumb. You aren’t going to forget what the person you hired looks like just because they’re awkward. If she had only been interviewed, it would be one thing, but she was hired. Also, the woman who hired Barbara actually forgot her? I get that they needed to convey that she was a forgettable, weird nerd, but that was pretty stupid. “Look, it’s the 80s!” instead of making something good that can stand on its own, like the first WW movie. All that globetrotting and struggle just to get the answers from a local hippie who has a random book? How does Steve know how to pilot 80s planes and drive 80s cars all of a sudden? Why does Diana suddenly know how to make things invisible? My guess is for the sake of nostalgia and nothing else, which was the movie’s whole point. Can you also explain why Max Lord was given a happy ending after what he did? No consequences for a person who almost led civilization to ruin? But at least he learned a valuable lesson about fatherhood. All that chaos and suffering just for the President to be like, “Oops, my bad.” It was poorly done. Well, you managed to point out three things in the movie that did make sense, so congrats? The fact that everyone was able to undo their wishes just by saying, “I renounce my wish,” though, was enough to make the logic questionable.
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